Incognito Files, part I

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🧑 (me) – “You know what I would love tonight?”

🧔(partner) – “What?”

🧑 – “Some beer and pizza.”

🧔 – “Sure, I could go for that. You order the pizza and I’ll go get some beer.”

🧑 “Ok 🥰”

10 minutes later…

🧑🤳- “Hey, if it’s not too late, could you get me a fruity drink instead?”

🧔🤳 – “Sure.”

🧑🤳 – “Actually, maybe Bailey’s or something that could go in coffee.”

🧔🤳- “Ok. Are you sure?”

🧑🤳- “Yeah.”

20 minutes later…

🧔 – “Here you go. I got you a couple of things that could go in coffee “

🧑 – “Oh wow, thanks.” (makes coffee and tries to drink it)

🧔 – “What’s wrong?”

🧑 – “Nothing, it’s really good.”

🧔 – “So when’s the pizza getting here?”

🧑 – “Oh…”

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🧔 – “Want me to get you anything at the store?”

🧑 – “Which store?”

🧔 – “The one that sells drinks.”

🧑 – (On a week night? Was there some kind of special occasion I’m forgetting…) “Oh! It’s Friday! Definitely not Tuesday, haha. It’s the weekend!”

🧔 – “… Yep, it’s Friday!”

🧑 – “Ok, I’ll have some wine.”

🧔 – “Ok, let me know if that changes.”

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Late night TV

🧑 – “Can we watch anything other than this?”

🧔 – “What’s wrong with this?”

🧑 – “I can’t watch this before going to sleep. It gets me too agitated.”

🧔 – (sigh) “Ok, what do you want to watch?”

🧑 – “I don’t care, just not this.”

Later that week…

🧑 – “Oh, you’re watching this!”

🧔 – “It’s ok, I can change it if you want.”

🧑 – “No, I love this! What season is it on? Did you already get to my favorite episode?”

🧔 – ….

🧑 – “What?”

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